MasterDoge987

"Hey guys! Parker here, and welcome back to another video!"

Parker (born: September 6, 2007), better known online as MasterDoge987, is an American gaming and commentary YouTuber. His channel mostly consists of him playing random games that he likes and commentating over them, such as Minecraft, Duck Life, and Geometry Dash.

Before YouTube
Parker was born on September 6, 2007 in Louisville, Kentucky but was raised all around the United States.

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When Parker was 3 months old, his mom recorded a video of him playing in his crib and uploaded it to YouTube. The video received around 800 views since uploading and a copyright strike. He continued to be in videos of him doing cute things as a baby, and his first big break was on July 22, 2008 with the video “Parker gets his dance on.” This was the first video of his that gained over 1,000 views and currently sits at 5,618 views.

On September 11, 2008, 5 days after his first birthday, the video “Safety Gate FAIL” was uploaded, and consisted of Parker pushing a safety gate through a door. This video did moderately well, but eight months later, the video “Parker gets a time-out” was published. This video absolutely blew up after its release, and it peaked at 1,158,792 views. This also prompted the popularity rise of “Safety Gate FAIL”, which currently sits at 312,173 views.

The channel became inactive just 16 months later, with the last video being “Parker turns 3” which was a video of Parker trying (and succeeding) to blow out the candles on his third birthday cake.

Despite the influx of views, this channel only sits at 696 subscribers.

Recently, “Parker gets a time-out” was taken off of YouTube for an unknown reason, costing the channel over 1,150,000 views.

(W.I.P)

Trivia

 * He is 5’ 7.7” tall, or 171.96 centimeters.


 * He has high-functioning autism, along with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, or ADHD.
 * He has three cats, two of which are Maine Coons.
 * He is allergic to any form of latex and breaks out in welts whenever he comes into contact.
 * His channel gained 100 subscribers between August 20, 2018 and September 22, 2018.
 * He has the same birthday as former New Jersey governor and president-elect Chris Christie, and is only two days off from author Jon Scieszka and politician Bernie Sanders.
 * He suffers from hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, a condition that significantly reduces his collagen. Additionally, he also has often Fibromyalgia attacks.
 * His personality is often described as “bubbly, friendly, accepting, and weird but lovable.”
 * He is a direct relative of Susannah Martin, one of the women who was wrongfully executed during the Salem Witch Trials.
 * He has an I.Q. of 125.
 * At 2 years old, he was extremely intelligent for his age, writing out the full alphabet multiple times as well as the word “acetylcholinesterase”.
 * He attempts to do weekly uploads, but has failed.